10 Things I FORGOT about being Pregnant

  1. Prenatal Vitamins taste like butt.  Even the chewables.  Luckily, this time I searched high and low and found one that tastes like non-sour sour patch kids.  (Spring Valley Gummies from Walmart)
  1. That every time I cough, I puke.  And every time I puke, I pee my pants.  Not a little.  A lot.  I very quickly remembered why I took to bouts of morning sickness in my underwear. And went right back to my strip then puke routine.
  1. The exhaustion.
  1. That despite having the hungry horrors you can only eat two bites before you feel full.  Continue reading
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